We all know Britney's a washed-up has-been. Or is she? Can you get her to rehab before the paparazzi get that elusive photo? We know Britney can make hits, but can she make 'hits' (in the mafia sense). Armed with a machine gun, and with the help of that annoying gimp who put the video on Youtube, you (as Britney) will take on legions of camera-wielding parasites: the paparazzi. It's just like your favourite arcade shoot-em-ups.